It was a long time since I received anything
It sure was a long time since I received anything other than bills in my mail. So if you want to impress me and catch my interest, curiosity, and affection. Send something by snail mail.
My lovely mailbox resides at the following address:
791 32 Falun
If you’d like to instead send me an email of some sort (perhaps you have a job you need help with? Wanna start a project together? Invite me for a party or just say “Hi!”) you can do that by sending a message to email@example.com or send a text on WhatsApp.
Well then, what are you waiting for?
I’ll promisse to get back to you as soon as possible! Cheers!